Codename: Cat


I found out sometime near high school graduation that throughout the years, I had a codename, thought up by Casey. I was Cat. WTF? Cat?? Apparently all men were cows, but several select gentleman also had animal codenames so that the girls could talk about us and we’d be none the wiser, and I was Cat. We all know Case was an animal lover, but why couldn’t I be wolf, or tiger, or cougar or something? Hell I would’ve taken Big Cat, at least then I’d have retained some machismo. But no, I was a common tabby Cat. Oh that Casey.

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